Archive of December 2008
Remember when you said you'd never buy a Renault?
Well, I don’t remember saying that, but if you’re sure that I did then OK. I wonder why they think I said that, maybe everyone says it. Why would everyone say that? Maybe Renaults are poorly made or something. Maybe Renaults are so badly made that they explode killing the occupants when involved in minor accidents. Or maybe Renault is a really racist company and Renault hates all black people. That would be a good reason for people to say they’d never buy a Renault. Yeah, maybe Renault give 50% of their profits to the Ku Klux Klan. Or maybe Renaults are tested on animals. Or maybe Renault use sweatshops to build their cars and every Renault built costs a child labourer their life. Yeah, I reckon that’s what it must be. Thank goodness I saw this advert and they told me that everyone says not to buy a Renault, now I can never buy a Renault too.
04:13 PM | 1 Comment | Tags: renault, child labour, sweatshops, animal testing, racists, badvertisingChannel 4 caused the recession
Dear Channel 4,
You are responsible for the recession. If it wasn’t for your constant barrage of shit like Property Ladder, Location Location Location, Relocation Relocation, The Price Of Property, A Place In The Sun and the ridiculously titled A Place In The Sun: Home or Away?, then the banks wouldn’t have been handing out mortgages to any dribbling, money grabbing, mouth breathing, wannabe property tycoon that can hold a paintbrush in one hand and a TV remote in the other.
And you continue to add insult to injury with your new property related guff, The Home Show, a program telling people how to make the most of the unsellable white elephant that you told them to sink their life savings into just 3 months ago. Show some fucking contrition, apologise to the nation for this recession and have a go at making a TV show that’s not about property. And is also not Big fucking Brother. Don’t even get me started on that lowest common denominator shit you public service remit shirking bastards.
Regards,
Andy