Glass, powered by Android INT. DAY. EARLY MORNING. FIRST PERSON. You wake up, put on your Google Glass and look out the window. Some graphics pop up showing today's weather. An alert pops up over the top... [in vision gfx]"Weather has unexpectedly quit, would you like to restart weather?" You walk to the kitchen and pick up a box of Frosties. [ivg] "Click here to meet lonely cougars in your area", "It looks like you're having breakfast, best deals on BREAKFAST at Amazon now!" You swipe away the messages by waving your arms and open the fridge door. [ivg]"You need permission to access to this Google Fridge. You can request access from the owner or choose a different account..." An alert pops over the top. [ivg]"Android Glass has encountered a problem and needs to quit." You wait for your glasses to reboot. [ivg] "Incoming message" A face pops up in your vision with a message in a speech bubble [ivg] "Hey dude, let's hit the town tonight, just been paid so I got piles of cash." An alert pops up next to the message [ivg] "Save $$$ on haemorrhoid cream!" An alert pops up over the message and advert [ivg] "Flash Player has encountered a problem and needs to close" And another [ivg] "Memory running low, open the task manager to quit some of the running processes" You wave your arms frantically. EXT. DAY. FIRST PERSON. You're walking up the street. A stranger approaches and starts following beside you. STRANGER Hey, I heard you've got piles. I can help you with that. For just $3.99 you can get some off the finest haemorrhoid cream known to man. YOU Leave me alone, I don't have piles. STRANGER Well, how about some Frosties, I've also heard you like Frosties. I can get you great deals on cereals of all kinds. People who like Frosties also like milk. YOU Look, leave me alone. I don't need any breakfast cereal. Stop following me. As the stranger continues to follow you up the street, more strangers join. A notice appears over the head of one of them. [ivg] "Sponsored stranger" STRANGER 2 Do you want to date a granny? A notice appears over the head of another of the strangers. [ivg] "Google preferred partner" STRANGER 3 You can meet and date other haemorrhoid sufferers in your area. YOU (shouting) Fuck off.