If you ever wondered what a computer mouse designed by committee might look like, wonder no longer, for the people at OpenOffice seem to have done just that. Behold: the 18 button OpenOffice Mouse.
It would appear that in designing this mouse two key factors have been completely ignored: Users also have a keyboard Users also have a screen
Some choice quotes from the press release...
"You can do far more with this mouse than most people are likely to realize at first,"
Sony Heart
This giant pulsating lump of plastic appears as a stinger every time ITV football goes to a break. Given Sony’s history of releasing pointless crap that nobody wants, I wonder how many people think this thing is available right now from Dixons.