Dear Channel 4, You are responsible for the recession. If it wasn’t for your constant barrage of shit like Property Ladder, Location Location Location, Relocation Relocation, The Price Of Property, A Place In The Sun and the ridiculously titled A Place In The Sun: Home or Away?, then the banks wouldn’t have been handing out mortgages to any dribbling, money grabbing, mouth breathing, wannabe property tycoon that can hold a paintbrush in one hand and a TV remote in the other.
And you continue to add insult to injury with your new property related guff, The Home Show, a program telling people how to make the most of the unsellable white elephant that you told them to sink their life savings into just 3 months ago. Show some fucking contrition, apologise to the nation for this recession and have a go at making a TV show that’s not about property. And is also not Big fucking Brother. Don’t even get me started on that lowest common denominator shit you public service remit shirking bastards.