Dear Channel 4, You are responsible for the recession. If it wasn’t for your constant barrage of shit like Property Ladder, Location Location Location, Relocation Relocation, The Price Of Property, A Place In The Sun and the ridiculously titled A Place In The Sun: Home or Away?, then the banks wouldn’t have been handing out mortgages to any dribbling, money grabbing, mouth breathing, wannabe property tycoon that can hold a paintbrush in one hand and a TV remote in the other.